I have never been through the pornotrons. I always stay in public and position so a camera can record, in case I need to sue.
W hen they ask if I have any sensitive areas, I point to my croch and say yes.
When they finish, I engage and remind them how they would be called 'good Germans' in 1941. Ask if they are training to work in a prison, etc.
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