Comment: "If there is one that isn't, I will pay dinosaur rates."- Twain

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"If there is one that isn't, I will pay dinosaur rates."- Twain

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"There isn't a rich man in your vast city who doesn't perjure himself every year before the tax board. They are all caked with perjury, many layers thick. Iron-clad, so to speak. If there is one that isn't, I desire to acquire him for my museum, and will pay Dinosaur rates."
- "A Humane Word from Satan" by Mark Twain

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul