Comment: I'll keep the metaphor going...

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I'll keep the metaphor going...

Our best hope is that it's simple growing pains and the child will 'snap out of it' eventually and transform into a responsible earthly resident.

As to diet, on top of the balanced diet provided by its parents it also has friends with treats, steals whatever looks good, and even has a line of credit set up at the Mrs. Fields Cookie Shop.

even Teddy Roosevelt disdained pandas