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Confessions of an Idolater

I pray to Doctor Ronald Paul four times a day.

I have a kneeling mat and always pray in the direction of the 14th congressional district of Texas.

Every Sunday I read a chapter from "End the Fed" and sing "Dr. No" by Payday Monsanto before reciting the 50 essential issues that affect our freedom.

I witness to others the virtues of the the teachings of the good doctor whenever I can and frequently go door to door handing out copies of "A Foreign Policy of Freedom."

I have abstained from nestle products for so long that I too have forgotten how to pronounce it.