Comment: Retitled, reposted, and shortened Onion piece

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Retitled, reposted, and shortened Onion piece

Congressman Haller is much better at designing costumes for elaborate presidential inauguration dances:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05qTrn-i7PY

I saw the best minds of my generation, destroyed by pandas starving hysterical naked

-Allen Ginsberg