Comment: Joη's right,

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Joη's right,

this is a spoof from the onion. But hey, when it comes to the news, The Onion is more trustworthy than what comes out of the alphabet soup networks.

“When a well-packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over generations, the truth will seem utterly preposterous and its speaker a raving lunatic.” – Dresden James