1. I'm reminded of the gorilla in this video clip I posted at that other site. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-ssXJ...
2. I'd probably add: avoid shoes that look like this.
(Women prefer black high top Keds... cowboy boots... loafers... Rockports... wingtips... Birkenstocks... basically anything but shoes that looked like that.)
3. Some women could live with a mustache and beard, I guess, if they had to. I mean like, under duress or something. Well, at least a mustache. Maybe.
P.S. Good point that it was irrelevant how men felt about your list.