...Manti Te'o's girlfriend was really a CIA operative. She killed them kids in Newtown in order to push through Obama's gun control initiatives. Now the public is on to her, so they feed us this fake story that she never really existed. Classic CIA tactic, the old "use the fake girlfriend of the Heisman trophy runner-up to do the government's dirty work, then sweep her under the rug" gag.
Free market capitalism isn't right for America because it works better. It's right because it's free (and it works better).