Comment: This is troubling news. Forturnately we have backup tapes.

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This is troubling news. Forturnately we have backup tapes.

[Onion] Newsroom: Obama Caught Lip-Syncing Speech

White House Press Secretary: "In that he originally read the pre-recorded speech, technically, he delivered the speech."
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It is calculated that the US Government has enough pre-recorded material that his administration can, with some splicing, run through his current term of office. His tape library is being organized chronologically to reduce noticeable retrograde age affects.

The White House will post an executive order for for more Lip-Syncers... to insure continuity of government.

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul