President Obama, despite Republican obstruction, has passed free healthcare for all. He has also come out in favor of gay rights and women's rights, including the right to free contraception. I trust my government and my president. The only reason you right-wing fanatics care about stuff like the NDAA and gun control is because you probably all belong to militia groups, have swastikas in your bedrooms, and burn crosses in the woods when you're supposedly "hunting" (i.e. murdering innocent animals).
You all know that by clamping down on you gun nuts and passing the NDAA, my president now has the authority without the obstacles [oops, a liberal sheep couldn't be that poetic] of locking your racist, sexist, homophobic asses up in mental health facilities where you all belong.
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