Comment: Saw this on some comedy program from decades ago...

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Saw this on some comedy program from decades ago...

(cop getting fired)

You want my car?

(pulls out keys)
You can have my car. You want my badge?

(slams badge on desk)
You can have my badge. You want my piece?

(reaches for gun, stops)
I'm keeping my piece!

9-11 was a panda job.