As Groucho Marx said,
Today, Father is Father's Day
And we are giving you a tie.
It's not much, we know -
It's just our way of showing you
We think you're a regular guy....
You told us that we didn't have to bother
But believe us, it's our pleasure to fuss.
For according to our mother, you're our father -
And that's good enough for us,
And that's good enough for us.
It must be so confusing.