New & improved! The greatest depression.
Uncle Ben meticulously studied the Great Depression in college. He presides over the ever deepening "Greatest Depression!" He is the "Greatest Depressionist!"
Terms & Conditions: Duration too long to conclude anything. Abysmal conditions everywhere. Pockets of extreme depression.
Disclaimer: Depression claims to be underwritten by taxpayers. Helicopters sold separately.
Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul ☑