Comment: "The Greatest Depression" by Uncle Ben, the Depressionist

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"The Greatest Depression" by Uncle Ben, the Depressionist

New & improved! The greatest depression.

  • Excess of excesses!
  • Liquidity of liquidity!
  • Too-Big-To-Fail banks swallow each other!
  • Helicopters rain down even more liquidity... Direct drop cash bundles! Free cash!

Uncle Ben meticulously studied the Great Depression in college. He presides over the ever deepening "Greatest Depression!" He is the "Greatest Depressionist!"

Terms & Conditions: Duration too long to conclude anything. Abysmal conditions everywhere. Pockets of extreme depression.

Disclaimer: Depression claims to be underwritten by taxpayers. Helicopters sold separately.

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul