Comment: Ok

So literature about a 21 year old who has their hair in pigtails and cartwheels should be considered incriminating enough.

Yeah, ok... let's see where we go with this.

Well, that book titled The Hobbit? Yeah, it's pornography as well. Bilbo is short, like a child, sleeps with gruffy old men like that pedo Gandolf and a bunch of bearded old men supposedly "dwarves". It's no wonder Bilbo's name sounds so much like a certain sex toy!

So, let's get together and burn 50 Shades of Grey and The Hobbit and... well, you know what? There's mention of gay men sleeping with each other in The Bible, should we burn that too? It is a violent book.
Speaking of violence, there's lots of books with violence in it, isn't murder like one of the worst things you can do to someone?
Yes, any literature that has murder in it needs to be burned as well.

And if anyone refuses to burn their "bad" books, then I guess we'll just have to employ violence on them for not giving up their violent books.

Yes, I see where this is going. Brilliant!

The above was (very) sarcastic. (rolls eyes)