...the smallest minds and the selfishest souls and the cowardliest hearts that God makes. - Mark Twain, Letter fragment, 1891
Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can. - Mark Twain What Is Man?
Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul ☑