Mr O waxes eloquent at the teleprompter, whilst Rome, London & New York .... [Power surge. Static. Indecipherable.]
The buck stops here: Just long enough for Rosie Rios, Treasurer to sign paper-money. The "green stuff." United States Government agent. See bottom left of aforementioned "green stuff."
Regards, yours truly.
cc: Rosie Rios, United States Treasurer (Same high resolution portrait as above.)
bcc: TurboTax Timmy (Sorry. High resolution portrait did not pass through Internet filters.)
Attachment: United States Treasury Mission Statement
Extra curricular activity beyond the Constitution: Signing "legal tender" & other purposes. See "Federal Reserve Tax, 1913 page one for details.
Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul ☑