Paying Debt w/ More Debt
Whereas: The United States Congress has spent wildly, like a drunken sailor.
Whereas: Congress continues to indenture our nation, even the sailors return to their ship broke.
Whereas: The United States Capitol building roof leaks like a sieve.
Whereas: The ceiling underneath is dangerously moldy.
Whereas: Patching up the old roof is prohibitively expensive.
Be it enacted: The United State requests for bid a new roof. This roof must keep the Capitol building dry from the impending doom... a tidal wave of liquidity. This roof must meet or exceed all applicable standards & codes.
Submit bids to: Rosie Rios, United States Treasurer Capitol Mall, Washington DC USA
Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul ☑
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