Comment: Request for Bid: New Roof. US Capitol Building, Capitol Mall, DC

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Request for Bid: New Roof. US Capitol Building, Capitol Mall, DC

Paying Debt w/ More Debt

Whereas: The United States Congress has spent wildly, like a drunken sailor.

Whereas: Congress continues to indenture our nation, even the sailors return to their ship broke.

Whereas: The United States Capitol building roof leaks like a sieve.

Whereas: The ceiling underneath is dangerously moldy.

Whereas: Patching up the old roof is prohibitively expensive.

Be it enacted: The United State requests for bid a new roof. This roof must keep the Capitol building dry from the impending doom... a tidal wave of liquidity. This roof must meet or exceed all applicable standards & codes.

Submit bids to: Rosie Rios, United States Treasurer Capitol Mall, Washington DC USA

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul