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First of all..

minarchists are not statists. Minarchism is considered a form of anti-statism.

Mises.org wiki is instructive...

"Statism is a political ideology where the central state, rather than the people, are the ultimate source of authority and power.[1] Statism ,tends towards increased central planning in the economic sphere and a curtailing of civil liberties, which may be deemed necessary by those in power to achieve social or militaristic goals."
http://wiki.mises.org/wiki/Statism

Minarchism fully objects to the aggregating of power in a central authority and holds contempt towards economic central planning and seeks to maximize individual liberties.

You objected to "unicorn ranchers". I object to the dishonest (or lazy) and academically incorrect use of the term "statism" as a pejorative.

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