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[Gasp! Back porch swing lurches. Snoring continues.]

Submitted by Mark Twain on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 03:24.

Postman: Mr Twain? ... Mr Twain? ... Where is Master Twain? ... Miss Clara, where is your Pa? Got some letters from the Daily Paul.

Clara Clemens: He is lying on our back porch swing. He is listening to the telegraph through the back window, last I saw. Go on around.

Postman: Thank you kindly. [Tip hat.] Mr Twain! ...

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