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His primary objective is to

His primary objective is to fill his own cake-hole while spinning fantasies for his political bosses. I wouldn't hire hire him to do anything more complicated than gut and clean fish... and I'd have to take inventory to make sure he wasn't eating into my profits.

If his current job doesn't work out, I understand Bob's Big Boy wants him to stand in front of their restaurants holding a giant plastic hamburger.