Comment: Cliff Dives sold out. Bungee Jump! Tickets! Bumgee Jump!

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Cliff Dives sold out. Bungee Jump! Tickets! Bumgee Jump!

For every action, there is a reaction. [Tourist buses continue bring Chinese tourists to watch daily Baja Mexico cliff diving exhibitions]

Cliff Dive Bungee Jump Gold & Silver Sales: Tickets! Gold & Silver options! Futures!

Next dive jump coming up momentarily.

Chinese Tourists @ ticket sales: Here? Cliff dive here?

Sales: Step right up. Which bungee jump bet do you want? Gold or Silver?

Tourist: Sorry? Cliff Dive? ... No Cliff Dive?

Sales: Gold & Silver went to China... Come back! I can still sell you options & futures... But there is no Gold... Nor Silver. They left together for China... End of last year. 2012.... Gone.

My new exhibition here is Bungee Jumping. You bet the same way. Just you get a faster return! ... You can make a lot of [paper] money! You want to try your luck? ... Way better odds! There are jumps several times each day. Then the other side of the the bet brings the price right back up.... Unbelievable amount of money!

Tourist: Go up?

Sales: Way up! [... and down. Up and down...] How can you lose?

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul