Wow, 20 years ago, I never would have thought this day would come... But hey, times are changing and this guy makes a lot of sense... c'mon people, think of the possibilities this offers us, just think, Piers Morgan, President of the United States! I really like that guy and he's got a cool voice. We need more people like him guiding us... Think of the untold problems solved by shredding the parchment, you got an immigration problem? Not anymore, shred the document and save some electricity, finally we can turn those pesky lights off in the beacon of freedom and liberty. That's a turtle killing beacon by the way, so yes, that will have to be eliminated. Good luck finding us less fortunate of the world, if you still even want to. I can even see the day when shredding might even solve the American obesity epidemic... Less blogging, mandatory exercise.