It will consist of a contest where contestants answer questions about American history, kind of like Jeopardy, and the winner at the end of the gets to pull a lever that dumps a suspended, rambling Piers Morgan into a vat of pine tar, then he is blown with goose feathers. I don't think I would ever get tired of it.
Since Piers is essentially a television prostitute already, I but he would agree to the show if the price was right.
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