Nice attempt, but it isn't like trying to join a country club. If the local country club doesn't let me in because I don't abide by their rules, they don't throw me in jail. Nice try, but the God of the bible doesn't simply have a country club you can get in if you play by his rules. He either lets you in, or you burn in hell.
Free market capitalism isn't right for America because it works better. It's right because it's free (and it works better).