Comment: 2013. Fed Reserve Centennial Sale! Money-Supply Clearance Sale!

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2013. Fed Reserve Centennial Sale! Money-Supply Clearance Sale!

2013. For Immediate Release: Due to the explosion of undeniable truth in cartooning since the Lance Armstrong Tour de la France Doping Scandal aired on the Oprah Winfrey Show, January 2013, the Federal Reserve will hold its first ever Centennial Sale.

  • Clearance Sale Prices
  • Everything must go
  • Federal Reserve Note discounts
    • Whether selling or trading in your old Fed Notes, we will discount to beat any National Bank offer.
    • Fed Note Appraisers are on site to serve you.
    • Paper or Plastic! No credible offer refused.
  • Once in a Lifetime offer!
  • Lowest Fed value in a century!

For a limited time only, you may have, at closeout prices autographed [franked] authentic authorized Rosie "The Riveter" Rios US Treasurer autographed edition Fed Note in a plastic bound case.

Free helicopter rides.

We are as low as we can go. Come on down!

Notice: Offer good @ participating Federal Reserve Banks. Offer for a limited time only. Subject to change w/o notice.

Warning: Counterfeiting will be prosecuted to the full extent of our legal tender laws.

- The Management, Federal Reserve: loaning you blind, since 1913.

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul