Comment: There are Major Lies, General Lies, and Major General Lies.

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There are Major Lies, General Lies, and Major General Lies.

For everything else, there are statistics. - Mark Twain, 2013

TurboTax Timmy G is off to see the Wizard. Because, because, because... What a wonderful Wizard his is.

TurbTax Timmy Autographed US Dollar Inventory is limited. Hurry on down! No credible offer refused!

Fine print: Mark Twain, extended warranty sold separately.

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul