Comment: There are Major Lies, General Lies, and Major General Lies.

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There are Major Lies, General Lies, and Major General Lies.

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There are Major Lies, General Lies, and Major General Lies.

Huffing & puffing mere lies, no matter the height from which the puffs bellow, is no match for the incendiary wrath wrought by statistics. - Mark Twain [Stop]

Counterfeit copies of counterfeit is no improvement over the original article. Rosa "Rosie" Rios, Treasurer may hope. Tim "Timmy" G, x-Secretary of Treasury may change. :: . . . / - - - / . . .

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Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul