Cannot up-vote this enough.
While we're on the topic of bizarre weapons:
How about an AK-47 made from a shovel?
"Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books...Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: 'I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't. I can. And my children will."
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