Comment: OK so guys we're all gonna start speaking in fake accents

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OK so guys we're all gonna start speaking in fake accents

When they show up we all start speaking to them in corny stereotypical representations of Chinese accents from early movies. Ya me savvy chop chop. Me no speaky engrish boss, chop chop! Me hinky chinky chinaman no call porice mans chop chop. And we can all grow our hair long and wear Han dynasty clothing and little beanies and appear for all the world to be enthusiastically getting with the program and fumbling with chopsticks...just for laughs...

before we grab the rifles and blow General Chow's chickens back to the buffet table.

There is nothing strange about having a bar of soap in your right pocket, it's just what's happening.