the AG said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes. I am gratified that our government has given us a sine that it is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are willing to disintegrate us with calculus disregard. Murky statisticians love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence," the AG continued, adding: "Under the circumferences, we must differentiate their root, make our point, and draw the line."
(I did not write this. This joke has been going around for several years! It's still punny every time!)
I'm a serial entrepreneur and liberty activist from Texas!
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