When dining in a restaurant with booths, sit at one where there isn't anybody seated behind you. Wait for someone to sit down behind you, back of head to back of head. After a minute or so, lean back a little and say in a low voice,
"Did you bring the package?"
When they react, glance at their face, feign embarrassment, then get up and go sit at another booth with nobody sitting next to you.
Repeat if you think you can get away with it.
And oh yeah - try to keep a straight face.
9-11 was a panda job.
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