Comment: If you consistently tip 10%...

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If you consistently tip 10%...

...And you are a regular at any restaurant, I suggest you change restaurants. Not that I ever have, nor ever would, but I have seen things servers have done to people's food to people like you.

And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.