But, it bereaves me when I hear the Internal Revenuors are apt to calculate & assess my penalty for my poor attention to my own health.
We shall do the same unto them. If they are found to be in ill health, we shall tax them as they do unto others. Imagine our benefits, should be tax revenuors found in ill health. Or ill temper... Distemper... Think of our possibilities.
Perhaps we will happen upon a revenuor vaccine. Our health benefits. Whilst revenuors pay... with their health... as they inoculate themselves from tax viruses.
Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul ☑
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