Think again. Iceland is named after ice. Its cold, dark, & people are descended from 1,000 years worth of viking convicts. If the world is wondering why they are tough with plundering bankers and FBI thugs, well, its cause they know a mass-murdering maniacal plunderer when they see one: its in the blood.*
*On the other hand, a girl in my school class was Icelantic, and she turned into a hippy. Must've been the sunshine!
"Cowards & idiots can come along for the ride but they gotta sit in the back seat!"
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