Comment: I've never been a waiter,

But in my mind's eye I try on a lot of shoes. Your comments struck me as cogent and honest, so I borrowed your shoes for a bit. Umm.. I thought I should talk about the parasites I found.

I've found that silver works on parasites http://www.dailypaul.com/271982/new-look-at-thissilver-bulle...

This one was better IMO

Anything less that 15% and the IRS gets a bonus and the waiter gets robbed.

The kicker is that the customer gets blamed for the government's theft.