I can shoot a dozen deadly stap1es in less than 10 seconds with my stapler... I dare any mass shooter to try my office!
"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom — go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, an
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