Comment: Penalty for providing free health care for under $20,000: Death!

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Penalty for providing free health care for under $20,000: Death!

Where as, the undertaker must survive his clients

  • Free health care must be provided for no less than the Federal government mandated $20,000.
  • Other service providers may offer higher prices to pay for free health care.
  • Wildcat lower prices strictly forbidden under penalty of death.

Funeral arrangements sold separately.

Warning: Death is a known side affect of free health care.

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul