Adhered mostly to facts. Did not stop to badger. Just did it in stride... so it would seem to an innocent.
Those poor souls that allowed money printing may be grateful they were not bitten by a real angry badger. Shucks. You ain't even drawing blood.
Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul ☑