Comment: Alamo: Santa Ana & Spanish Crown send apologies to survivors.

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Alamo: Santa Ana & Spanish Crown send apologies to survivors.

Dear Survivors of the Battle of the Alamo,

Alamo, Texas: Forwarding the Spanish Crown's condolences. News of your kin folk's demise has taken the wind out of His Majesty's sails. Mexican residents share the King's grief. Ships arriving at Texas sea ports will fly the Spanish flag at half mast in observance of misunderstands of the past. His Majesty referenced a, "pre-scripted [redacted] line about how [Santa Ana] probably should have used different words or done this or that - but in the end - [Santa Ana's] actions made parents [& other kin] aware of the concern [redacted]. He did excuse [United States interlopers (now known as illegal aliens) from their assignment [in Texas Territory, Mexico] though."

[Signed original lost at sea]

Press Secretary for Santa Ana, Governor of Mexico, Spanish Crown

cc: Battle of Alamo surviving kin

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