Comment: It's actually 5.1 bullets per person...

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It's actually 5.1 bullets per person...

when the latest 21.6 million bullet purchase is added in.

Even the government knows that you can't shoot 1/10th of a bullet at anybody. It would barely hurt.

The solution? Gather these 31 million or so extra 10ths of a bullet into a strategic Federal Bullet Reserve system.

It could be called the Federal Bullet Reserve System.

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