Comment: Alert Canada! Ban horseless carriage travel! By order of Mass.

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Alert Canada! Ban horseless carriage travel! By order of Mass.

Us wishing to ride in a one-horse open sleigh wish to ride safely.

Massachusetts has already, with a mere dusting of snow, banned all horseless carriage travel. Has your government no respect for your pursuit of happiness? Your safety?

Public Address: For those of you w/o a one-horse open sleigh, this Bull-eTin will be repeated, over & over again. Please remain hypnotized.

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul