and asked what his future holds. Madame Zelda tells him, "You are going to meet a very beautiful young girl who will want to know Everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is grrrreat!! Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No, in biology class."
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign: that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. ~J. Swift
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