"What are your fellow Seamen doing off the coast of Afghanistan right now? Swabbing decks and waiting for the next invasion so they can fire their big gun?" - by Mohusk
I shall book passage on the first steamer. I have traveled the world; yet, never visited the Afghanistan Sea coast. I look forward t reporting all about it. Your discovery will soon stun the world!
If I am mistaken in this matter, pay me no mind. I enjoyed you letter, as I will enjoy my passage. Getting there may exceed the enjoyment of lulling on the beaches of the Afghanistan sea coast.
Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul ☑
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