normal protocols, You are ordered to:
Infiltrate web forums, collect screen names, avatars, and posters’ tag lines, and attempt to resolve these to their actual identities.
You are authorized to: Divert, Disrupt and Destroy,” please turn to the tab labeled “how to’s”.
You are authorized to: turn to the “reference section,” which includes statistics, specific language to use to marginalize different posters, and effective methods to discredit people while maintaining a sense of legitimacy.
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