Comment: To you fine sir, you are authorized to move beyond

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To you fine sir, you are authorized to move beyond

normal protocols, You are ordered to:

Infiltrate web forums, collect screen names, avatars, and posters’ tag lines, and attempt to resolve these to their actual identities.

You are authorized to: Divert, Disrupt and Destroy,” please turn to the tab labeled “how to’s”.

Lastly,

You are authorized to: turn to the “reference section,” which includes statistics, specific language to use to marginalize different posters, and effective methods to discredit people while maintaining a sense of legitimacy.

Your check is in the mail.