Comment: At first I thought this was from The Onion.

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At first I thought this was from The Onion.

Apparently not, people in positions of power and prominent media outlets are seriously discussing this. FUBAR. I recommend you pick up a wheelbarrow while they're still cheap.

"Alas! I believe in the virtue of birds. And it only takes a feather for me to die laughing."