You by order of the court, are required to witness Defenstration of those that sought your harm by their action before the court.
The court humbly offers its apology for any inconvenience you may have suffered. Included herewith is archival quality Defenstration film, 2 minutes. You may submit a further claim to the court for your time.
Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul ☑
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