Comment: "I told you, 'It is not my fault!' Get lost!" - PTB

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"I told you, 'It is not my fault!' Get lost!" - PTB

[Take off stovepipe hat. Scurry away from New Jersey rabble. Scamper into awaiting limousine.]

Printer-That-Be: 55 Water Street.... Pronto!... Yes, you taxi cabbies hear everything.... Yes, the basement is still flooded... Yes, $40 trillion... I have no time for idle chat. Roll up the partition window.

[Phone rings.] Yes? .... Yes I saw the charts.... Yes I saw Platinum.... Palladium? Yes, I saw it.

No! I see to it the world has an adequate supply of liquidity... Funding... Cash flow.

The basement? Still pumping the basement... I don't know haw many trillion. It is a soggy mess... Could you do something useful? Could you re-rig platinum & palladium? I am busy with Gold & Silver. I haven't the time nor inclination to provide comfort for the very life.... Listen! I am busy. You mind your P's & Qs'. Q's? [Enter Holland Tunnel. Hang up phone. Tap window partition] Driver, change of plans...

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul