Be not distracted by her charms. She is not seeking a label for herself.
Focus your attention on her request for a potato chip flavor. That is what she is yearning.
Come to your senses! Offer her a flavor for her potato chip. In turn she may see fit to tip you $1,000,000.
Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul ☑
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