She offers $1,000,000 for a new potato chip flavor.
Tell the truth or trump--but get the trick.
- Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar
Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul ☑
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