Comment: "Oh my lord! That reminds me." - Printer-That-Be

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"Oh my lord! That reminds me." - Printer-That-Be

Printer-That-Be: [Dial phone with haste] Yes. I would like to call for a pick up... Yes... Well, the cargo is in Mali. I advise landing in Chad first to pick up some heavy equipment for loading... Loading, I said... Hello? Can you hear me?... Because it is heavy.... Heavier...

Can't say... I will bring everything else I need for this operation.

My credit card number?... No. My line-of-credit is still good... Well then, check again...

Operator: Thank you for your call. We are currently assisting other customers. Your business is important to us. Please hold [Elevator music]...

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul